My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
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Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
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He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
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Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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