God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
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I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
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Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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