I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
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Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
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Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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