The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
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Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
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I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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