what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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