I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
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Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
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We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
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Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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