I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
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I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
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Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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