Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
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Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
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Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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