ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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