# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
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i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
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It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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