her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
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I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
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omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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