I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
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Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
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The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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