i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
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You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
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she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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