Your mouth is God's brothel.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
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he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
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You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Oh god it's open bar.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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