You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
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honey bunches of taint.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
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Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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