I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
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The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
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Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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