ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
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Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
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I deserve to be covered in dicks
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
well, you know. whores of a feather.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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