Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
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yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
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I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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