The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
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i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
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blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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