Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
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We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
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wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
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