What did we do last night that was yellow?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
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Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
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WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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