Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
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He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
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Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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