Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
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I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
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i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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