ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
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Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
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Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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