marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
its not stalking. its research.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
home. puking in laundry basket.
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I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
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Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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