Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
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No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
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You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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