How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
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My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
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If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
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Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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