Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
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I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
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I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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