Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
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I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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