You made me cry and you don't even care
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
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did i walk over a car last night?
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
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if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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