I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
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she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
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Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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