my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
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how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
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His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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