is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
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Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
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I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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