i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I wish i was in the wii world.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
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around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
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The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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