I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
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...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
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You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Everclear isn't food dammit
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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