Plan B is the new Plan A
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
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Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
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I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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