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sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
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You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
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Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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