My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
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God gave him joint rollers for hands
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
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I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I party with great urgency now.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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