Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
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once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
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He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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