I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
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i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
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there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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