Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
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I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
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The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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