everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
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Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
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Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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