So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
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I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
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im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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