Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
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Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
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Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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