Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
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She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
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I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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