11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
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You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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