Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
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i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
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Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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