Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
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The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
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EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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