Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
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You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
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40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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