were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
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Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
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Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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